SMBHQ RPC PRESENTS - NC Elections Debate 2008
Sean Kelly: Hello and welcome to the elections debate. We will take a minute for everyone in attendance to introduce themselves.
Hookbill: Erm, hello. I am in attendance. Name's Hookbill. Longtime SMBHQ-type fan.
Irby: I am Dr. Donez and I am in attendance.
Metal_Man88: I am Metal Man, a presidential candidate. I am here to help inform the voters.
Sean Kelly: OK, the debate will work with me asking a serious of questions. Non-debaters are allowed to PM questions to ask directly to me. First question. What does the future president of NC plan to do if elected?
Irby: Well
Sean Kelly: Donez has the floor
Irby: I Dr. Donez would firstly deal with that imbecile Mario.
Sean Kelly: MetalMan your response
Irby: And I would try and create a powerful and unstoppable military in case we go to war.
Sean Kelly: MetalMan?
Metal_Man88: An unstoppable military? Entirely basing one's strategy around Mario? This fails to take into account what the voters want. And by their boredom and behavior, I suspect what they want is more things to happen in NC Land. Yes, chase MArio away... but more importantly, we need more things to happen. Crews should be sent out and adventures begun! Most importantly, Steve should be unfrozen. Although I have no clue what we would do with him, his frozen body is becoming an eyesore.
Sean Kelly: OK, we have a follow-up question from Hookbill: What precisely does Donez wish to "deal" to Mario?
Irby: An excellent question indeed. I would have him picked up and sentanced to live on a deserted island for the rest of his life. He would be gone forever! He would have to fend for himself
Sean Kelly: MetalMan you response?
Metal_Man88: You know Mario. He won't die even if you try to blow him up. However, I believe a giant pile of pasta atop a rocket shall deal with him for a good while. Then we can have adventures with Bill and Fred trying to take him down for good.
Sean Kelly: We have got word that one of the vice-presidential candidates is....stuck in traffic. Hopefully he'll make it in time. Now, on to the next question. How is the website going to change? We'll start with MetalMan with this one
Metal_Man88: I will not change the basic look and feel, but rather, bring more activity. I wish to bring more people to see NC, and most importantly, ensure weekly updates. 14As I have been able to make ads for this campaign, I can make comics for NC, if elected.
Sean Kelly: Donez, your response
Irby: I have the same views as Metal Man for this one. I would not change the look of the site either, I would focus on activity, and I would update the site a few times a week.
Sean Kelly: Next question is directed at Donez: What do you plan do to with your ask Dr. Donez section that has not been updated for at least 5 years?
Irby: The moment I am elected I would deal with reviving the Ask Dr. Donez section.
Sean Kelly: A bit more specific.
Metal_Man88: *Waits patiently. But seemingly has an answer to that question too.*
Irby: I would probably start a whole new section for it. I would have a link to the old questions, but this new page will be updated several times a week.
Sean Kelly: MetalMan what is your response?
Metal_Man88: I would resurrect it even though I am not Donez. Donez would get a job for it as well. However I would not promise more updates than are likely from a person just to get elected; I would just make sure it was updated in a timely matter.
Sean Kelly: One more question before we move to next portion of the debate. How will you me better than the other candidates? MetalMan we'll start with you.
Metal_Man88: I will be better by being more active. I beat them all to this meeting, and I am the only one so far with general election ads. I only make promises I can fulfill, and I keep my VP candidate within my party. I have inspired the others to mimic me, but don't be confused; they all are copying me because they couldn't compete otherwise.
Sean Kelly: Donez, your response
Irby: I will be better then the other candidates for several reasons, first of all I've been around NC longer then Metal Man has, longer then Wario and longer then others. I have a ton of experience. I will update not because I have to but because I want to! I will make sure NC Land is better and safer then it already is.
Sean Kelly: Looks like someone else has arrived. Introduce yourself
Irby: *Donez almost falls asleep*
Hawkmouth: Hello. I'm Hawkmouth. I'm here debating for Wario, who couldn't make it for reasons known only for him. I believe that Wario will make an excellent choice for NC President because he has a lot of money. Money that he is willing to invest in schools, hospitals, and updates.
Sean Kelly: Because, of Hawkmouth's arrive we shall ask one more question that was directed at Wario (hopefully he will be able to answer it). How do you plan to keep NC in tact while using all of your gold? Hawkmouth, your answer
Hawkmouth: Well, we can hopefully estabish a system of people to keep NC intact while Jay is away. Almost an "update potluck", if you will.
Sean Kelly: What are the other candidates response to this?
Metal_Man88: Wario's money is why we can't trust him. He will look to NC as a source of money. Any money he invests will be combining private with public funds, which inevitably leads to his 'friends' getting the choice deals and being paid far more than they need.
Sean Kelly: Hawkman, do you have a response to this accusation?
Hawkmouth: Which is why, if elected, Wario will need a moderator. Someone who can prevent his funding money from getting wasted for personal gain. That is where the VP comes in.
Sean Kelly: And response?
Metal_Man88: Wario needs a moderator to stop him from doing this? So. You admit Wario will be corrupt unless controlled by someone else.
Sean Kelly: This looks like a good time to start the free debate. You have 10 minutes to just argu...talk about whatever you see fit...BEGIN!
Irby: Okay. So. Wario cannot be trusted period?
Hawkmouth: I didn't say that he would do that. I'm saying that he needs something or someone to prevent that if it ever did happen.
Irby: So you don't trust him yourself, correct?
Metal_Man88: You said he would need a moderator to prevent him from funding money to make his own personal gain. And now you admit it can happen. It shall never happen with me... and I would say Donez would be safe from doing it, too.
Hawkmouth: Look, the chances of Wario doing something rash like that are a billion-to-one. I'm just saying, it's good to have a plan.
Metal_Man88: Right, right... besides, you will be around to protect us from Wario.
Irby: Just remember, there's ALWAYS that small chance of it happening. Metal Man and I would never dare to touch the money. And what if the plan doesn't work? What would happen then?
Metal_Man88: A good question. Maybe the plan could fail. Or maybe Hawkman is in on it.
Irby: NC Land is already in a big economic situation, this could make matters 10 times worse
Hawkmouth: Trust me, as greedy as Wario may be, he wouldn't do something stupid that would get him impeached.
Metal_Man88: He would only do smart things, which he would hope could evade our detection. 14Also, while the floor is wide open, we should have a VP-only debate, since Hawkmouth and my VP and possibly another VP could be in it.
Sean Kelly: TIME'S UP!
Irby: Yeah
Sean Kelly: And that ends the free debate. We will have each candidates closing comments. We shall start with MetalMan.
Metal_Man88: As this debate has shown, Wario will be corrupt and probably use his money, unless stopped by Hawkman. But who knows if he's in on it, too? Reject the rich, extreme people. Instead, pick me! Also, we have seen Donez is somewhat alive, however I wish he would make more ads. I want a competitive election. ...Also I will bring more activity to NC, and it appears that it is now somewhat a race between me and Donez to see who can bring the most activity. May the best man win.
Sean Kelly: ... Donez, your closing comments
Irby: The debate was interesting, to say the least. If I am elected I promise to update Ask Dr. Donez, the comics, etc. And much much more. So good debate folks, and good night
Sean Kelly: Finally, on behalf of Wario, here is Hawkman.
Hawkmouth: While there have been beliefs that Wario will use his fund money for his own purposes, I'd like to state that this simply can't happen. Wario's money will be placed into a bank account that can only be accessed if the NC Senate agrees to it. The chances of Wario attempting to widthdraw money are very slim, and the chances of a successful widthdraw is impossible. The whole theory is nothing but paranoia. Good night, and good debate.